my parents said they’d be gone for two hours but it’s been five and a half hours they’re dead aren’t they
if they’re dead i’m not doing my fucking english homework
#cater the funeral with chicken nuggets
you know me so well
they got home and this is how that went
me: whERE HAVE. YOU. BEEN? BEDS EMPTY! NO NOTE! CAR GONE! YOU COULD HAVE DIED, YOU COULD HAVE BEEN SEEN!!
mom: what is that from?
they’re now double grounded