deirdre-of-the-horrors:

Petition to have Stanley Tucci host the Oscars as Caesar Flickerman.

deirdre-of-the-horrors:

Petition to have Stanley Tucci host the Oscars as Caesar Flickerman.

(via bucky-barnes-32557)

thescienceofobsession:

rembrandtswife:

drjacquesplante:

That stupid scrunchy face he always does when he is being charming… ALWAYS. Just reason 14593 why we love him.

THE NOSE CRINKLE
LO I AM SLAIN

that nose crinkle is my fucking JAM YO
thescienceofobsession:

rembrandtswife:

drjacquesplante:

That stupid scrunchy face he always does when he is being charming… ALWAYS. Just reason 14593 why we love him.

THE NOSE CRINKLE
LO I AM SLAIN

that nose crinkle is my fucking JAM YO
thescienceofobsession:

rembrandtswife:

drjacquesplante:

That stupid scrunchy face he always does when he is being charming… ALWAYS. Just reason 14593 why we love him.

THE NOSE CRINKLE
LO I AM SLAIN

that nose crinkle is my fucking JAM YO
thescienceofobsession:

rembrandtswife:

drjacquesplante:

That stupid scrunchy face he always does when he is being charming… ALWAYS. Just reason 14593 why we love him.

THE NOSE CRINKLE
LO I AM SLAIN

that nose crinkle is my fucking JAM YO
thescienceofobsession:

rembrandtswife:

drjacquesplante:

That stupid scrunchy face he always does when he is being charming… ALWAYS. Just reason 14593 why we love him.

THE NOSE CRINKLE
LO I AM SLAIN

that nose crinkle is my fucking JAM YO
thescienceofobsession:

rembrandtswife:

drjacquesplante:

That stupid scrunchy face he always does when he is being charming… ALWAYS. Just reason 14593 why we love him.

THE NOSE CRINKLE
LO I AM SLAIN

that nose crinkle is my fucking JAM YO
thescienceofobsession:

rembrandtswife:

drjacquesplante:

That stupid scrunchy face he always does when he is being charming… ALWAYS. Just reason 14593 why we love him.

THE NOSE CRINKLE
LO I AM SLAIN

that nose crinkle is my fucking JAM YO
thescienceofobsession:

rembrandtswife:

drjacquesplante:

That stupid scrunchy face he always does when he is being charming… ALWAYS. Just reason 14593 why we love him.

THE NOSE CRINKLE
LO I AM SLAIN

that nose crinkle is my fucking JAM YO
thescienceofobsession:

rembrandtswife:

drjacquesplante:

That stupid scrunchy face he always does when he is being charming… ALWAYS. Just reason 14593 why we love him.

THE NOSE CRINKLE
LO I AM SLAIN

that nose crinkle is my fucking JAM YO

thescienceofobsession:

rembrandtswife:

drjacquesplante:

That stupid scrunchy face he always does when he is being charming… ALWAYS. 
Just reason 14593 why we love him.

THE NOSE CRINKLE

LO I AM SLAIN

that nose crinkle is my fucking JAM YO

(via in-misha-we-trust)

thessagray:

my cousin just said to me “on your wedding day,i’m gonna start my toast with the story of how you were born and grandma cried because you were so ugly”

(via in-misha-we-trust)

happysif:

you think you know pain?

happysif:

you think you know pain?

(via yoloki)

chafing-nipples:

kthnxbaiii:

clamperl:

what type of currency do they use in outer space

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Fuck.

I literally just threw my phone

(via monakisan)

shady-brain-farm:

oboeangst:

Well ok then.

It gets 10x better when you read their username.

(via monakisan)

ontheangelside:

She’s hell. In high heels.
ontheangelside:

She’s hell. In high heels.
archaeologistaradia:

vriska-flarping-serket:

thefantasticallyspookygrayson:

sobermotherfuckinggamzee:

I SEE THESE ALL THE FUCKING TIME AND IT BUGS THE FUCK OUT OF ME.

IT EVEN DOES THE THING

Fun fact: These are apparently bacteria on your eye that you see when you’re focused enough, just like seeing them under a microscope!
And they said we couldn’t see microbes with the naked eye.

"Oh, squiggly line in my eye fluid. I see you lurking there on the periphery of my vision. But when I try to look at you, you scurry away. Are you shy, squiggly line? Why only when I ignore you, do you return to the center of my eye? Oh, squiggly line, it’s alright, you are forgiven."

archaeologistaradia:

vriska-flarping-serket:

thefantasticallyspookygrayson:

sobermotherfuckinggamzee:

I SEE THESE ALL THE FUCKING TIME AND IT BUGS THE FUCK OUT OF ME.

IT EVEN DOES THE THING

Fun fact: These are apparently bacteria on your eye that you see when you’re focused enough, just like seeing them under a microscope!

And they said we couldn’t see microbes with the naked eye.

"Oh, squiggly line in my eye fluid. I see you lurking there on the periphery of my vision. But when I try to look at you, you scurry away. Are you shy, squiggly line? Why only when I ignore you, do you return to the center of my eye? Oh, squiggly line, it’s alright, you are forgiven."

(via highland-horses)

rhydonmyhardon:

I LOVE IT WHEN YOU START PETTING A PET AND YOU CAN SEE THEIR EYES GET ALL SQUINTY AND THEY MOVE CLOSER TOWARDS YOU LIKE THEYRE JUST CHILLIN SOAKING UP ALL YOUR ATTENTION AND IT WARMS YOUR HEART BECAUSE THEY APPEAR VISIBLY HAPPY AND THAT IN TURN MAKES YOU HAPPY AND LIKE LIFE IS GREAT FROM THAT POINT ONWARD

(via monakisan)

Q

Anonymous asked:

It wasn't me out to get you, John. Nor was it some kind of crude prank. It was simple decision making, to save the lives of those Moriarty considered to be closest to me. If I did not die, then you would have. For real. - SH

A

j-ohnw-atson:

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"Here’s the thing Sherlock. You can tell me all of that as much as you want but you have absolutely no idea what your ‘death’ did to my mental state, the way I’m behaving now is part of the package that your stupid decision made!"

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"You could have let me in on your plan and I could have acted out my despair but you chose to not tell me and got Molly to go behind my back and keep you at her place,"

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"You chose to go to somebody who you mentally abused every single time you were around her, you used her after choosing not to inform me. What was I to you Sherlock? Because I considered you my best friend and my soul mate. My mistake,"